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Image of the similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.

Posted on Mon, 16 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

The similarity between a clothes hanger and an octopus.
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Drunk Octopus Fight

Funy quote video

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

A funny video of a famous person quote Facebook 0 Linkedin 0 […]
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Video Famous Quote

Looking like a potato

Posted on Sun, 15 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

Now I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn […]
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Looking Like a Potato

families funny comparison

Posted on Tue, 10 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

Family members are like cheeks, shoot may come between them but they […]
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Families Are Like Cheeks

A hilarious funny video quotes

Posted on Mon, 9 Feb 2026Tue, 17 Feb 2026  

New funny quotes video 2021, with humor sayings and witty quotes. Facebook […]
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New FUNNY VIDEO 2026

funny video drinking quotes

Posted on Sun, 8 Feb 2026Thu, 26 Feb 2026  

Very funny video with many FUNNY DRINKING QUOTES!!! Very funny drinking quotes […]
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Drinking Quotes

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Posted on Fri, 23 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

Your opinion about my life Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, […]
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Opinion About My Life

how long is a minute?

Posted on Sun, 18 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

QUESTION: How long is a minute? ANSWER: It depends on which side […]
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How Long Is a Minute?

He is very intelligent

Posted on Sat, 17 Jan 2026Sun, 15 Feb 2026  

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts […]
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My Wife Told Melhor

Judging my choices wise saying

Posted on Wed, 22 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the […]
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Don’t Judge My Choices

shakespeare wise saying

Posted on Wed, 22 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit… […]
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Being a Foolish Wit

Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you […]
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Best Friends and Lunch

If you drink too much beer even a donkey looks pretty!

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

THE BEER EFFECT Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to […]
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Drinking Too Much Beer

Follow your heart saying

Posted on Tue, 21 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Always follow your heart… but remember to take your brain along too! […]
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Always FOLLOW YOUR HEART

good friends and stupid things

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

Real GOOD FRIENDS won’t let you do stupid things… alone! Facebook 0 […]
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Good Friends

Problem solving wise saying

Posted on Mon, 20 Sep 2021Mon, 27 Sep 2021  

A clever person solves a problem, but a wise person avoids it! […]
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A Clever Person’s Prob

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