It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?
He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
FUNNY QUOTES Posts
It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!
At the end of every day, life should always remember you by asking
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SAVE THE CHANGES?!