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This Year I’m NOT Going!



It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

Santa Clause not coming this year

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.



Dog Life



It's really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!
It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!

It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!



Life and Changes!



At the end of every day, life should always remember you by asking, Are you sure you want to save the changes?!
Life changes Funny Quote

At the end of every day, life should always remember you by asking

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SAVE THE CHANGES?!