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Category Archive September 2020 – FUNNY QUOTES

Chicken Looking At Lettuce



Chicken Caesar Salad humor
Funny Chicken Caesar Salad humor

What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?

CHICKEN SEES A SALAD (Chicken Caesar Salad)



If You Take My Cookies



Let’s say I had 10 cookies and you took half. What would you have?

Humor cookies question funny quote

Yep, that’s right… You’d have a black eye and a broken hand!



Milk Gives You Strength



What gives you more strength, MILK or VODKA?!

Milk gives you strength funny quote
Humor milk funny quote

People say that milk gives you strength. So I drunk five glasses and still I couldn’t move the wall… But when I tried five shots of vodka, I saw the wall move itself!