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Category Archive June 2021 – FUNNY QUOTES

4th of July Wishes



My wish to all of people celebrating 4th. of July

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.

May your 4th of July fireworks cause less personal injuries than your 4th of July alcohol consumption.



No, I’m Not Late!



I am never late! The problem is that others are simply too early.

I am never late!

The problem is that others are simply too early.



Grass Is Greener On The Other Side



You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it's probably because there's more manure over there!

You may think that the grass is greener on the other side, but it’s probably because there’s more manure over there!