Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.
Category Archive December 2021 – FUNNY QUOTES
It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?
He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.
But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!