DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.
I’m Your Friend Type of friend… I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…
Who’s Jim? When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”