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Category Archive January 2022 – FUNNY QUOTES

DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up



Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.



I’m Your Friend



I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...
Type of friend…

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…



Who’s Jim?



Bring clothes for Gym

When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”