QUESTION: How long is a minute? ANSWER: It depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on!

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? I hope that all of you who sang, “Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!” in December are happy now!

Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the options I had to choose from…

It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit… Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit. by no less than Willam Shakespeare The word Wit came from the old English word ‘witan’, that means ‘to know’… THE MEANING: It means that it’s much better to be a person who claims to be a fool, yet speaks and does things with wit, rather than one who claims to be a wit (meaning an intelligent person) and oppositely does and says foolish things!

Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!