Do you think that men and women suit for each other? Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhapsthey should just live next door and visit now and then…

Very funny DOUBLE ENTENDRE quote about wine tasting! The other night I went out on a date with a very pretty girl, and I asked her: DO YOU SPIT or do you SWALLOW? She immediately slapped me hard on the face and took off. I’ll never take anyone out for WINE TASTING again!

FUNNY BRIT TELLING USELESS FACTS Your browser doesn’t support HTML5 video tag. This funny guy with British accent narrates some very funny useless facts that will make you laugh!

WINE IS LIKE DUCT TAPE IT CAN FIX ALMOST ANYTHING!

As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you up when you fall… after I finish laughing!

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.