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Category Archive Police Quotes – Page 5 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

A Police Officer Asked Me



A cop asked me

Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6? He got very mad when I replied, KINDERGARTEN.



Getting Pulled Over



Police officer

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: Maam, what’s in the bottle? LADY: Oh, just some water. COP: Maam, that’s wine. LADY: OMG, Jesus did it again!