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Category Archive Weekends & Holidays – Page 5 – FUNNY QUOTES

Hilarious holidays and weekends funny sayings, witty and stupid quotes!

Don’t Count On SANTA!



As I’ve said…. this year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!

This year don't count on Santa Clause
Don’t count on Santa Clause this year!

It seem that Santa Claus isn’t going to show up this year. When we found him on a beach in South America he said,

This year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!