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Bible Funny But Clean Humor

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:58 +0000

Listen to our very funny audio mp3 podcast with Bible quotes and double entendre satires.

Funny but clean jokes!

Funny DOGS Animation Quotes

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Sun, 05 Sep 2021 22:51:25 +0000

Watch and listen to our funny video podcast with hilarious quotes about dogs!

This is a very funny animation video of humorous, witty and silly quotes about dogs and their owners!

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With Who Should You Share Yo

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Sun, 05 Sep 2021 21:54:12 +0000

The BEST people to share your secrets with are HUSBANDS. They will NEVER tell them to anyone, because they always aren't listening to what you say...

Funny Girl Animation Sayings

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Sun, 13 Jun 2021 08:04:50 +0000

Very funny sayings video podcast narrated by cute animated little girl.

Humor Sayings Questions Podc

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Sun, 13 Jun 2021 05:53:29 +0000

This is a very funny audio podcast about funny sayings and witty questions using British accent voice.

New Funny Quotes – Par

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Fri, 14 May 2021 05:08:00 +0000

Audio podcast of very funny quotes NEW 2021 part 1.

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New Funny Quotes – Par

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Fri, 14 May 2021 05:05:05 +0000

Very funny quotes audio podcast NEW part 2

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Little Girl Telling Funny Qu

Giovanni Tabolacci Junior — Fri, 14 May 2021 04:50:13 +0000

HELLO! Welcome to the new Funny Quotes animated video. From now on I'll be your host. I'm going to tell you some very funny quotes, and make you laugh your head off!

So let's begin. I'll be telling some funny kids quotes.

Did you know that the quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable? Try it! He will immediatly come to you for something! It seems that children don’t want or need anything when a parent is asking. Likewise, they don’t always listen when a parent is trying to get their attention. To remedy this, you just need to sit down and get comfortable. Then, the children will suddenly want your attention.

Another one about kids is that all of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking your kids into a house with a white carpet is one of them! Children can make a mess of anything, especially if it’s white. This goes for white carpet, furniture, walls, or anything else that can be easily stained.

Have you noticed that's amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car? Yet, they are are unable to understand how to use the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner!

One thing you should always remember is to be nice to your children,because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

A child will only share willingly two things. One is communicable diseases and the other is it's mother’s age. Teaching kids what to share or not with others is a very hard task for most parents. They’ll willingly and happily share information about their parents with everbody.

The reason we all love kids so much, is because they’re so honest that you'll know right away if they like you or not. They really tell the trouth without thinking! This is sometimes so embarrassing for parents. Children say whatever is on their mind, and if they don’t say it, they behave in a way that shows their feelings. This is why it’s so easy for others to know if a child likes them or not.

Who ever has a two-year-old at home knows that it's kind of like having a blender, but without the top for it! They can create the biggest mess in a short amount of time!

Having one child makes you a parent, but having two you are a referee!

And that's it for now! I hope you've enjoyed this video and had a good laugh! Funny Quotes will be posting some more funny stuff soon. BYE!