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You Have Bad Luck



I'm not saying you are stupid...

I am not saying that you are stupid… I am just saying you have BAD LUCK when it comes to thinking!



Mirrors Don’t Lie



Mirrors don't lie.

People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T LAUGH.



What To Say To a Cop



If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence. – Your answer should definitely be: Please don’t hit me again officer…