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I Have an Eye Problem



I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE PROBLEM.

My boss asked me what kind of eye problem I had, and I said, “I simply can’t see myself working today!”.

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Late for Work
Very funny LATE FOR WORK quote!


Don’t Talk to Strangers



While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his balloon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, “Smoking is bad for you!“.

I then popped the balloon he was holding with my cigarette and told him “So is talking to strangers!“.