Tag: cops

Funny cops and police quotes

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I […]

Last night a police officer came to my house and asked me […]

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: […]

If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be […]

COP Pulled Me Over