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Mind Your Own Business!



Learning To Mind My Own Business

This is how I’ve learned to mind my own business:

The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13… 13… 13… I got curious to know what was that all about, and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14… 14… 14…

It may not be a “qoute” but it definitely teaches you to: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!



Treat You Like Family



We treat you like family

I walked past a store the other day, which had a sign that said, “We treat you like family!“. Nope, not going in there!!!