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Wife punishment funny quote

Posted on Sun, 6 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

It’s really funny that my wife thinks she’s punishing me by not […]
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My Wife Thinks That

Funny dad to son talk about life

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

if you really want something in your life, then you'll have to work hard for it.
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Something In Your Life

Funny Believe in something quote

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Everyone has to BELIEVE IN SOMETHING. I BELIEVE I'LL HAVE ANOTHER BEER.
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Do You Believe?!

Funny wife thoughts

Posted on Fri, 4 Sep 2020Tue, 25 May 2021  

Sometimes I look at my husband and think: YOU’RE ONE LUCKY MAN!!! […]
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You’re a Lucky Man

You know you are a mom humor

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

WHEN YOU KNOW YOU’RE A MOM You know when you are a […]
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You Are a MOM

Did you know funny quote

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DID YOU KNOW THAT… Did you know that if you light a […]
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You Look Really Stupid

To be old and wise funny saying

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Remember that TO BE OLD AND WISE you must first be YOUNG AND STUPID.
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TO BE OLD AND WISE

Funny quote couldn't go to work.

Posted on Thu, 3 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just couldn’t go to work today because I had an EYE […]
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I Have an Eye Problem

While walking through the park smoking a cigarette, a kid came up to me and said, smoking is bad for you. So, I popped his ballon with the cigarette and told him so was talking to strangers!

Posted on Wed, 2 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

The other day, while I was walking through the park smoking a […]
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Don’t Talk to Stranger

mom funny definition

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

mom: (môm) n. 1 – woman who loves you unconditionally. momster: (môm-stgr) […]
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MOM Definition / Meaning

Funny quote husband in toilet

Posted on Fri, 28 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I’ve birthed a baby in less time that it takes my husband […]
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I’ve Birthed a Baby

Wife house work funny quote

Posted on Thu, 27 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

My husband asked why the house wasn’t clean since I was home […]
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The House Isn’t Clean!

womans-hand

Posted on Sat, 22 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Did you know that you can tell a lot about a woman […]
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Womans Hands

Managing my anger

Posted on Sun, 16 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I wouldn’t have to MANAGE MY ANGER if people would learn to […]
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Managing My Anger

Funny fairy life quote

Posted on Sat, 8 Aug 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

Life’s not a fairy tale. So if you lose your shoe at […]
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A Fairy Tale

Good girls funny quote

Posted on Wed, 29 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

GOOD GIRLS are found in every corner of this planet, but unfortunately […]
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Earth is Round

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