A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!
We laughed and laughed…
Now I need BAIL MONEY!
Category Archive money – Page 7 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings
Money and cash funny quotes humour sayings.
Mom and daughter shopping:
MOM: What do you think I am, made of money? DAUGHTER: Well, yes. Isn’t that what M.O.M. stands for?