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My Police Record



Humor police record and music band
Pulled over by cop humor

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me if I had a POLICE RECORD. Apparently ROXANNE was not the answer he wanted to hear…



You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!