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Category Archive police – Page 3 – FUNNY QUOTES

Paranoid not Protected



Afraid when cops drive by

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I feel scared and paranoid instead of protected.



Getting Pulled Over



Police officer

A woman got pulled over by a cop and he said, COP: Maam, what’s in the bottle? LADY: Oh, just some water. COP: Maam, that’s wine. LADY: OMG, Jesus did it again!