Best Funny Quotes 2021

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[{"selector":"#anim-8ce4cade-a4f4-47fc-b977-e0053d06306d","keyframes":[{"transform":"scale(1)","offset":0},{"transform":"scale(0.95)","offset":0.25},{"transform":"scale(1.05)","offset":0.75},{"transform":"scale(1)","offset":1}],"delay":50,"duration":1000,"easing":"cubic-bezier(0.3, 0.0, 0.0, 1)","fill":"both","iterations":20}] The secret of a happy marriage still remains a secret. HAPPY MARRIAGE SECRET