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Category Archive girl – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Funny quotes and saayings about girls.

Crawling Onto Santa's Lap



Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa's lap and then whispering, "I've been a bad, bad girl!", is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.



Show That You Don't Care



If you show a girl that you don't care, she'll chase you. But if you show a woman you don't care, she'll replace you!
Consequences if you don't care humor

If you show a girl that you don't care, she'll chase you. But if you show a woman you don't care, she'll replace you!