HOUSE RULES
- If you sleep on it - MAKE IT UP!
- If you step on it - WIPE IT UP!
- If you drop it - PICK IT UP!
- If you wear it - HANG IT UP!
- If you eat out of it - WASH IT!
- If it rings - ANSWER IT!
- If it howls - FEED IT!
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