HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I'm having a heart attack!
WIFE: (took his phone) Tell me the password.
HUSBAND: Never mind, I'm feeling better now...
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Listening to my wife talking it's like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website. I don't understand nothing and really don't care but I always say YES I AGREE.