mom: (môm) n.
1 - woman who loves you unconditionally.
momster: (môm-stgr) n.
1 - what happens tyo mom after she counts to 3.
Category Archive Family Quotes – Page 13 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings
Funny family and couple quotes, sayings and images.
Moms know that BEING A MOM...
... means having to choose between showering, eating or sleeping. Moms can't do all three in the same day!