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Mind Your Own Business!



Learning To Mind My Own Business

This is how I've learned to mind my own business:

The other day I walked past a mental hospital and I heard all the patients shouting, 13... 13... 13... I got curious to know what was that all about, and decided to take a peek. The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through the hole to see what was going on. Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick and then all of them started shouting, 14... 14... 14...

It may not be a "qoute" but it definitely teaches you to: MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!



Note To Husband



Your dinner is in the recipe book on page 42, and all the ingredients for it are at the store. Enjoy your food!

A DINNER NOTE TO HUSBAND

Your dinner is in the recipe book on page 42, and all the ingredients for it are at the store. Enjoy your food!