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Not What I Had In Mind

Police sobriety test funnny quote

SOBRIETY TEST?!

A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well... this ain't quite what I had in mind.

WARNING: New Disease

DISEASE WARNING! It's a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure and nonstop mouth talking. Thousands are already affected. Caution, it's contagious and your best defense is: SLAP and RUN as fast as you can!

DISEASE WARNING! It's a new disease called IDIOTITIS. It causes brain failure and nonstop mouth talking. Thousands are already affected. Caution, it's contagious and your best defense is SLAP and RUN as fast as you can!