mom: (môm) n.
1 - woman who loves you unconditionally.
momster: (môm-stgr) n.
1 - what happens tyo mom after she counts to 3.
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MARRIAGE DEFINITION - Marriage is a bond between a person who NEVER remembers anniversaries and another who NEVER FORGETS them.