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Humor pictures and images gallery of very funny quotes and stupid sayings.

Bird and Swine Flu Difference



Difference between Bird flu and Swine flu
The difference between Bird and Swine Flu

Do you know the difference between BIRD FLU and SWINE FLU?

The difference is that for the Bird Flu you need TWEETMENT and for the Swine Flu you need OINKMENT.



Truth and Lie Difference



The TRUTH is like a debit card, you pay first and enjoy later. A LIE is like a credit card, you enjoy first and pay later!
The difference between lie and trouth funny quote

The TRUTH is like a debit card, you pay first and enjoy later. A LIE is like a credit card, you enjoy first and pay later!