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HOUSE RULES You Must Follow



Funny house rules you must follow
List of house rules to follow humor quote

HOUSE RULES

  • If you sleep on it - MAKE IT UP!
  • If you step on it - WIPE IT UP!
  • If you drop it - PICK IT UP!
  • If you wear it - HANG IT UP!
  • If you eat out of it - WASH IT!
  • If it rings - ANSWER IT!
  • If it howls - FEED IT!


Strong Beer Doesn't Exist



Storng beer funny quote
Strong beer doesn't exist funny quote

There's no such thing as a "STRONG BEER". There's only weak men!