HUSBAND: Quick, call an ambulance! I'm having a heart attack!
WIFE: (took his phone) Tell me the password.
HUSBAND: Never mind, I'm feeling better now...
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I noticed that my friend's husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, "My wife told me...".