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Category Archive 2021 – Page 154 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings

Long and Lasting Marriage



People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that we go out twice a week. She goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage.

I’LL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET FOR MY LONG AND LASTING MARRIAGE

My wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! You now you may be thinking, so what?!

THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays!



Dirty Song’s Lyric



You only realize how dirty a song's lyric is when you hear a child singing it.

You only realize how dirty a song’s lyric is when you hear a child singing it.