I was out on a date last night with a girl, and I asked her, DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW? She immediately slapped me in the face and took off.
I'll never take anyone one out for WINE TASTING again!!!
Category Archive humor – Page 15 – Funny Quotes Humor Sayings
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While during the day I don't believe in ghosts, when night falls I become a little bit more open-minded.