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Long and Lasting Marriage



People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage. It's that we go out twice a week. She goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays

People have asked me to tell the secret for my long and lasting marriage.

I'LL NOW REVEAL THE SECRET FOR MY LONG AND LASTING MARRIAGE

My wife and I make it a point to go out twice a week to a restaurant to eat well, then to a bar to drink, and finally to a night club to dance all night long! You now you may be thinking, so what?!

THE SECRET is that she goes on Tuesdays and I on Fridays!



Old Man and His Wife



An old man asked his wife if she felt sad for him running after young girls, and she replied "Of course not... even dogs chase cars which they can't drive!"
An old man and girls humor

An old man asked his wife if she felt sad for him running after young girls, and she replied "Of course not... even dogs chase cars which they can't drive!"