Do you know the difference between BIRD FLU and SWINE FLU?
The difference is that for the Bird Flu you need TWEETMENT and for the Swine Flu you need OINKMENT.
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The TRUTH is like a debit card, you pay first and enjoy later. A LIE is like a credit card, you enjoy first and pay later!