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  • Dog Life
    It's really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!
    It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!

    It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!

  • Life and Changes!
    At the end of every day, life should always remember you by asking, Are you sure you want to save the changes?!
    Life changes Funny Quote

    At the end of every day, life should always remember you by asking

    ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SAVE THE CHANGES?!

  • Nothing is Going Right?

    There are time in your life that nothing seems to being going right…

    When nothing is going right, go left.

    DON’T WORRY!

    When nothing is going right… GO LEFT!

  • Don’t Judge My Choices
    Judging my choices wise saying
    Judging my choices wise saying

    Don’t judge me for the choices I make. You don’t know the options I had to choose from…

  • Best Friends and Lunch
    Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

    Friends and lunch, what do they have in common? Friends buy you lunch, but best friends eat your lunch!

  • Your Attitude and Mine
    me and your attitude

    Hey, I don’t need your ATTITUDE! I’ve got one of my own.

  • What Women Need In Life

    There are three things a woman needs in life.

    The first is water. The second is food. And the third one is compliments.

    Definetly she needs compliments!

  • Funny Guy and Stupid Quotes

    Hello!

    Let me try to make you laugh by telling you some funny and stupid quotes. SO, let me start.

    You don’t have to worry over what other people are thinking about you, because they’re probably too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them!

    How long is a minute? Well, it depends on which side of the bathroom door you’re on.

    Never call a man a fool. borrow from him!

    Yesterday, while showering I looked closely to my shampoo bottle, and a question came to my mind. Why shampoo bottles have instructions? No one reads them anyway. What would someone do with shampoo apart washing his hair? Would he make a soup? Give it to his dog instead of water? Fill an aquarium with it and put the fish to swim in shampoo? Take it as a cough medicine? Heat it up and put a bag of tea in it? Water the plants? Drink it instead of wine?

    Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
    it holds the universe together…

    The worst month of the Year is February. Why? Because February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three
    full days you don’t get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible!

    If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.

  • The Man’s SIZE MATTERS!
    Mens powers

    Did you know that SIZE MATTERS? It’s important and can be measured. The REAL POWER of a man is measured by the SIZE OF THE SMILE on the woman’s face sitting next to him!

  • My Age and My Brain
    I have reached the age where my brain thinks, You probably shouldn't do that... but goes, What the heck, lets see what happens!

    I have reached the age where my brain thinks, “You probably shouldn’t do that” but goes “What the heck, lets see what happens!

  • In a MENTAL ASYLUM
    Me in a mental asylum funny quote

    Sometimes I wonder how come I’m not in a MENTAL ASYLUM? Then I take a look around at everyone else and realize that perhaps I already am!

  • Message To Friends & Relatives
    Funny message to friends and relatives humor.
    Funny message to friends and relatives humor.

    I want to tell you that all that stuff you’ve sent me like BEST WISHES, Angel Letters, Chain Letters, and other promises of good luck NON OF THAT WORKED! So next time, could you please just send me cash, chocolates, wine, vodka, or an airplane ticket instead?! Thank you!


    [powerpress]
  • Wives Are ALWAYS RIGHT!
    Survey about husbands funny quote

    A survey was conducted to know how many husbands agree that their wives are always right.

    9 out of 10 agreed and the one which didn’t, hasn’t been seen since…

  • A Busy Dog!

    I’m a very busy dog!

    Sometime it may look like I'm doing nothing... but actually in my head I'm quite busy!

    Sometime it may look like I’m doing nothing… but actually in my head I’m quite busy!

  • Being a Foolish Wit

    It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit…

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
    Being a fool wise saying by shakespeare

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

    by no less than Willam Shakespeare
    The word Wit came from the old English word ‘witan’, that means ‘to know’…

    THE MEANING: It means that it’s much better to be a person who claims to be a fool, yet speaks and does things with wit, rather than one who claims to be a wit (meaning an intelligent person) and oppositely does and says foolish things!

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