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  • You’re My Family!
    A message to all my relatives: I smile because you're my family and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!

    A message to all my relatives: I smile because you’re my family and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!!!

  • Women Don’t Work Hard
    Humor women work funny quote
    Women dont work hard humor quote

    WOMEN DON’T WORK AS HARD AS MEN

    OF COURSE… they get it right the first time!

  • Whoopee Cushion Alert

    DID YOU KNOW THAT

    whoopee cushion alert

    The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.

    BEWARE USING WHOOPEE CUSHIONS because he was killed before he reached 18!

  • DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up
    Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

    Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

  • I’m Your Friend
    I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...
    Type of friend…

    I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…

  • Who’s Jim?
    Bring clothes for Gym

    When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”

  • I’m Not Superstitious
    I'm Not Superstitious

    I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS

  • I’m LOVED and I Know It
    I might not be popular, but I've got nice friends. I'm not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I'm LOVED!

    I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m LOVED!

  • COVIDIOT – Defenition
    What is a Covidiot

    Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores the social distance protocol, and therefore helping to spread COVID-19

  • Remember You Are Unique!
    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else...

    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else…

  • My Dog and His Bike
    The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

    The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!

  • You Were Speeding!
    Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
    Speeding smart driver humor

    Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!

  • Crawling Onto Santa’s Lap
    Funny Santa Humour
    Sitting into Santa’s lap humor quote

    Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.

  • This Year I’m NOT Going!

    It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

    Santa Clause not coming this year

    He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

    I DON’T CARE… he said.

    This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

    I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.

  • What I Want For Christmas
    Dear Santa, for Christmas, this year I want a FAT bank account and a SLIM body. But please, don't mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!

    Dear Santa,

    For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.

    But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!

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