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    Now I may look like a potato, but one day I’ll turn into fries and I’m sure you’ll want me then…

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    Family members are like cheeks, shoot may come between them but they always come back together.

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    Whoever has an opinion about MY LIFE, please raise your hand. Ok… now put it over your mouth!

  • How Long Is a Minute?
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    I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.

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    Judging my choices wise saying

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  • Being a Foolish Wit

    It’s much better to be a witty fool than a foolish wit…

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
    Being a fool wise saying by shakespeare

    Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.

    by no less than Willam Shakespeare
    The word Wit came from the old English word ‘witan’, that means ‘to know’…

    THE MEANING: It means that it’s much better to be a person who claims to be a fool, yet speaks and does things with wit, rather than one who claims to be a wit (meaning an intelligent person) and oppositely does and says foolish things!

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