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  • Stupidity knows no Boundaries

    Humor quote about who ‘stupidity’ knows!

    Stupidity knows no boudaries.

    But it sure knows a lot of people!

  • Funny Marathon Quote

    Humor video. I ran half a marathon!

    It sounds so much better than saying

    ‘I quit halfway through a marathon’

    I ran half a marathon. It sounds so much better than saying I quit halfway through a marathon!

    by GIOVANNI TABOLACCI JR
  • Nothing is Going Right?

    There are times in your life

    that nothing seems to being going right.

    When nothing is going right, go left.

    DON’T WORRY!

    When nothing is going right… GO LEFT!

  • Funny Post on Facebook

    A very funny quote posted on Facebook some time ago.

    Over 55.138 thousand people liked it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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  • I’m finally happy!

    YES! I’m finally happy!

    I am finally happy!

    ME:
    I am finally happy!

    LIFE:
    ha ha! Just wait a second…

  • You’re My Family!
    A message to all my relatives: I smile because you're my family and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!

    A message to all my relatives:

    I smile because you’re my family

    and I laugh because there is nothing

    you can do about it!

  • Women Don’t Work Hard
    Humor women work funny quote
    Women dont work hard humor quote

    WOMEN DON’T WORK AS HARD AS MEN

    OF COURSE… they get it right the first time!

  • Whoopee Cushion Alert

    DID YOU KNOW THAT

    whoopee cushion alert

    The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.

    BEWARE USING WHOOPEE CUSHIONS because he was killed before he reached 18!

  • DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up
    Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

    Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

  • I’m Your Friend
    I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...
    Type of friend…

    I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…

  • Who’s Jim?
    Bring clothes for Gym

    When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”

  • I’m Not Superstitious
    I'm Not Superstitious

    I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS

  • I’m LOVED and I Know It
    I might not be popular, but I've got nice friends. I'm not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I'm LOVED!

    I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m LOVED!

  • COVIDIOT – Defenition
    What is a Covidiot

    Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores the social distance protocol, and therefore helping to spread COVID-19

  • Remember You Are Unique!
    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else...

    Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else…

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