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Stupidity knows no Boundaries

Humor quote about who ‘stupidity’ knows!

Stupidity knows no boudaries.

But it sure knows a lot of people!
Funny Marathon Quote

Humor video. I ran half a marathon!

It sounds so much better than saying

‘I quit halfway through a marathon’

I ran half a marathon. It sounds so much better than saying I quit halfway through a marathon!
by GIOVANNI TABOLACCI JR
Nothing is Going Right?

There are times in your life

that nothing seems to being going right.

DON’T WORRY!

When nothing is going right… GO LEFT!
Funny Post on Facebook

A very funny quote posted on Facebook some time ago.

Over 55.138 thousand people liked it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I’m finally happy!

YES! I’m finally happy!

ME:
I am finally happy!

LIFE:
ha ha! Just wait a second…
You’re My Family!

A message to all my relatives:

I smile because you’re my family

and I laugh because there is nothing

you can do about it!
Women Don’t Work Hard

Women dont work hard humor quote

WOMEN DON’T WORK AS HARD AS MEN

OF COURSE… they get it right the first time!
Whoopee Cushion Alert

DID YOU KNOW THAT

The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.

BEWARE USING WHOOPEE CUSHIONS because he was killed before he reached 18!
DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.
I’m Your Friend

Type of friend…

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…
Who’s Jim?

When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”
I’m Not Superstitious

I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS…
I’m LOVED and I Know It

I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m LOVED!
COVIDIOT – Defenition

Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores the social distance protocol, and therefore helping to spread COVID-19
Remember You Are Unique!

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else…