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You’re My Family!

A message to all my relatives: I smile because you’re my family and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!!!
Women Don’t Work Hard

Women dont work hard humor quote

WOMEN DON’T WORK AS HARD AS MEN

OF COURSE… they get it right the first time!
Whoopee Cushion Alert

DID YOU KNOW THAT

The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.

BEWARE USING WHOOPEE CUSHIONS because he was killed before he reached 18!
DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.
I’m Your Friend

Type of friend…

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…
Who’s Jim?

When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”
I’m Not Superstitious

I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS…
I’m LOVED and I Know It

I might not be popular, but I’ve got nice friends. I’m not rich but I have all that I need. I may not be liked but I know I’m LOVED!
COVIDIOT – Defenition

Defenition for COVIDIOT – (n.) A very stupid person who stubbornly ignores the social distance protocol, and therefore helping to spread COVID-19
Remember You Are Unique!

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else…
My Dog and His Bike

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!
You Were Speeding!

Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Crawling Onto Santa’s Lap

Sitting into Santa’s lap humor quote

Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.
This Year I’m NOT Going!

It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
What I Want For Christmas

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.

But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!