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DID YOU KNOW THAT
The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.
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It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?
He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
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Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.
But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!
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