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Back In My Days

Good old days.

Nowadays, all has changed. Back in my day we played outside, not online. Parents called your name, not your cell phone. And if you didn’t eat what your mom cooked, you didn’t eat at all. YES, I know I’m old!
You’re My Family!

A message to all my relatives:

I smile because you’re my family

and I laugh because there is nothing

you can do about it!
Humor Comedy News

Update about humor and comedy world!

Though 2023 seems to be in full swing after an extended vacation, predicting the destiny of comedy this yr nevertheless seems pretty laughable. We’re nevertheless catching our breath from the craziness of ’22, which ended with a bang (a. Ok. A. Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle touring stadiums together). But in the spirit of the new year, it’s handiest proper that we dive into a few bullet points which might be already getting us pumped for greater comedy this 12 months, whether or not it’s chilling on our sofa watching specials, braving stay crowds and two-drink minimums or standing up for worth causes that come with punchlines rather than chants.

“Chris Rock is one of the most iconic and vital comedic voices of our era,” Netflix vice president of stand-up and comedy formats robbie praw said in a press launch. “We’re pleased the complete world will be capable of enjoy a stay Chris Rock comedy occasion and be part of Netflix history. This may be an unforgettable moment and we’re so honored that Chris is carrying this torch.”
Seedless Watermelons

Try to answer this question!

If Seedless Watermelons don’t have seeds, where they get the seeds to plant them?
Stupidity knows no Boundaries

Humor quote about who ‘stupidity’ knows!

Stupidity knows no boudaries.

But it sure knows a lot of people!
Funny Marathon Quote

Humor video. I ran half a marathon!

It sounds so much better than saying

‘I quit halfway through a marathon’

I ran half a marathon. It sounds so much better than saying I quit halfway through a marathon!
by GIOVANNI TABOLACCI JR
Nothing is Going Right?

There are times in your life

that nothing seems to being going right.

DON’T WORRY!

When nothing is going right… GO LEFT!
Funny Post on Facebook

A very funny quote posted on Facebook some time ago.

Over 55.138 thousand people liked it. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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I’m finally happy!

YES! I’m finally happy!

ME:
I am finally happy!

LIFE:
ha ha! Just wait a second…
Women Don’t Work Hard

Women dont work hard humor quote

WOMEN DON’T WORK AS HARD AS MEN

OF COURSE… they get it right the first time!
Whoopee Cushion Alert

DID YOU KNOW THAT

The whoopee cushion was first invented by a Roman boy-emperor called Elagabalus.

BEWARE USING WHOOPEE CUSHIONS because he was killed before he reached 18!
DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.
I’m Your Friend

Type of friend…

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…
Who’s Jim?

When the teacher said, “Don’t forget to bring clothes for Gym.” I thought, “Who’s Jim? and why doesn’t he bring his own clothes?”
I’m Not Superstitious

I am NOT superstitious, but I’m a little STITIOUS…