It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
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He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to you!
When you drink too much beer, even a donkey looks pretty!