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  • What To Say To a Cop

    If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence. – Your answer should definitely be: Please don’t hit me again officer…

  • Mirrors Don’t Lie
    Mirrors don't lie.

    People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T LAUGH.

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