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  • Girls Listen Up
    Hey Girls Listen UpMon, 25 May 2026
    GIRLS, listen to me Here are some tips for when you’re texting guys: 1 – Don’t expect a reply every five minutes. Watching a football game can be over an… Read more: Hey Girls Listen Up
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    Humor lingerie videoSun, 24 May 2026
    hilarious lingerie funny video humor quote This post is also available in: English French Hindi Dutch Spanish Arabic Portuguese (Portugal) Italian Danish Finnish German Hebrew Hungarian Icelandic Norwegian BokmÃ¥l Polish… Read more: Humor lingerie video
  • What To Say To a Cop

    If a police officer says to you: Anything you say will be taken down and used as evidence. – Your answer should definitely be: Please don’t hit me again officer…

  • Mirrors Don’t Lie
    Mirrors don't lie.

    People say that: Mirrors don’t lie… And luckily for you, they DON’T LAUGH.

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