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Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]
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My Police Record

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]
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You Were Speeding!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]
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Not What I Had In Mind

Posted on Tue, 30 Jun 2020Sun, 24 May 2026  

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still […]
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PANIC !!!

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