police – Funny Quotes & Humor

Humor police quote

Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]

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Hi, How Are You?

Funny police quote

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]

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I Had a Great Time!

funny quote about police record

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]

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My Police Record

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]

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You Were Speeding!