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Category Archive police – FUNNY QUOTES

You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
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Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!



Hi, How Are You?



Police question funny quote

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?

REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!



I Had a Great Time!



Great time last night funny quote
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I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the police report says…