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Category Archive christmas – FUNNY QUOTES

Crawling Onto Santa’s Lap



Funny Santa Humour
Sitting into Santa’s lap humor quote

Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.



This Year I’m NOT Going!



It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

Santa Clause not coming this year

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.



Men & Women Similarity?



MEN and WOMEN are very different!

Anyone who thinks that women and men are equal, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present before.
Men and Women similarity

Anyone who thinks that women and men are equal, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present before.