Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.
Category Archive christmas – FUNNY QUOTES
It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?
He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!
I DON’T CARE… he said.
This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…
I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.
MEN and WOMEN are very different!
Anyone who thinks that women and men are equal, has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present before.