Skip to content →

Category Archive dog – FUNNY QUOTES

My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



Dog Life



It's really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!
It’s really good life is that of the dog. Why does he spend all day lying down and when he raises the owner soon says, Go to bed!

Dog’s life is really good!

Why?

Because he spends the whole day lying down and when he raises his owner says, “Lay down!”



A Busy Dog!



I’m a very busy dog!

Sometime it may look like I'm doing nothing... but actually in my head I'm quite busy!

Sometime it may look like I’m doing nothing… but actually in my head I’m quite busy!