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DOING NOTHING til my wife wakes up



Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.



Work and Crime?



People say that crime doesn't pay.

CRIME DOESN’T PAY?

People say that CRIME DOESN’T PAY. So… does my current job make me a criminal?



Lottery, Alcohol and Work



Funny statistics about lottery, alcohol and work.

Funny lottery and alcohol statistics humor
Funny lottery statistics

Lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance that you are not going to work tomorrow. On the other hand, alcohol gives you 1 in 5.