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My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



HOUSE RULES You Must Follow



Funny house rules you must follow
List of house rules to follow humor quote

HOUSE RULES

  • If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP!
  • If you step on it – WIPE IT UP!
  • If you drop it – PICK IT UP!
  • If you wear it – HANG IT UP!
  • If you eat out of it – WASH IT!
  • If it rings – ANSWER IT!
  • If it howls – FEED IT!