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My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



HOUSE RULES You Must Follow



Funny house rules you must follow
List of house rules to follow humor quote

HOUSE RULES

  • If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP!
  • If you step on it – WIPE IT UP!
  • If you drop it – PICK IT UP!
  • If you wear it – HANG IT UP!
  • If you eat out of it – WASH IT!
  • If it rings – ANSWER IT!
  • If it howls – FEED IT!


Clean House Secret



I am going to tell you the SECRET TO KEEP YOUR HOUSE CLEAN AND TIDY!

How to keep your house clean

What you have to do is very simple. Just keep your kids and husband out of the house!