The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!
Category Archive house – FUNNY QUOTES
HOUSE RULES
- If you sleep on it – MAKE IT UP!
- If you step on it – WIPE IT UP!
- If you drop it – PICK IT UP!
- If you wear it – HANG IT UP!
- If you eat out of it – WASH IT!
- If it rings – ANSWER IT!
- If it howls – FEED IT!