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This Year I’m NOT Going!



It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

Santa Clause not coming this year

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.



Santa and his REINBEERS



Santa Claus has new REINBEERS

This year Santa Claus is coming with his new REINBEERS.



I’m NOT Santa Claus!



I am not Santa
I am not SANTA CLAUS

I may not be Santa Claus, but you can still sit on my lap if you want…