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Don’t Count On SANTA!


As I’ve said…. this year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!

This year don't count on Santa Clause
Don’t count on Santa Clause this year!

It seem that Santa Claus isn’t going to show up this year. When we found him on a beach in South America he said,

This year DON’T COUNT ON ME, I’m not going!

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Published Sat, 5 Dec 2020 by Funny Quotes

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