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What I Want For Christmas

Posted on Sat, 5 Dec 2020

Dear Santa,

this year for Christmas, I want a ‘fat bank account’ and a ‘thin body’. But please don’t mess it all up as you’ve did last year and gave me a slim account and a very fat body!

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Posted in Weekends & Holidays Tagged present, santa, xmas

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