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What I Want For Christmas


Dear Santa, for Christmas, this year I want a FAT bank account and a SLIM body. But please, don't mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.

But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!


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