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Category Archive xmas – FUNNY QUOTES

Crawling Onto Santa’s Lap



Funny Santa Humour
Sitting into Santa’s lap humor quote

Apparently, crawling and sitting on Santa’s lap and then whispering, “I’ve been a bad, bad girl!“, is not an appropriate behavior at the mall.



This Year I’m NOT Going!



It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

Santa Clause not coming this year

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.



What I Want For Christmas



Dear Santa, for Christmas, this year I want a FAT bank account and a SLIM body. But please, don't mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I want a FAT bank account, and a SLIM body.

But please, don’t mess it up like you did last year, giving me a slim account and a very fat body!