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My Wife Told Me



He is very intelligent

I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.



I’ll Always Pick You Up!



As I'm your best friend don't worry, I will always pick you up when you fall... after I finish laughing!

As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you up when you fall… after I finish laughing!



I’m Your Friend



I'm the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after...
Type of friend…

I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…