I’m Your Friend Type of friend… I’m the type of friend that you have to explain to people before you introduce me, and then have to apologize for after…
My Wife Told Me I noticed that my friend’s husband is very intelligent. He always starts every sentence with, “My wife told me…”.
I’ll Always Pick You Up! As I’m your best friend don’t worry, I will always pick you up when you fall… after I finish laughing!