cops – Funny Quotes & Humor

Cop humor quote

Posted on Tue, 8 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! […]

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COP Pulled Me Over

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me […]

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My Dog and His Bike

Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too.

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that […]

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You Were Speeding!

Police sobriety test funnny quote

Posted on Thu, 16 Jul 2020Fri, 14 May 2021

SOBRIETY TEST?! A police officer pulled me over and told me to […]

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Not What I Had In Mind