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Funny cops and police quotes

COP Pulled Me Over




A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!! We laughed and laughed… Now I need BAIL MONEY!

My Dog and His Bike




The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!