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Funny cops and police quotes

My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!



You Were Speeding!



Look Officer, I'm not trying to be smart... I'm just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
Speeding smart driver humor

Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!



COP Pulled Me Over



a cop pulled me over funny quote

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!

We laughed and laughed…

Now I need BAIL MONEY!