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Funny cops and police quotes

COP Pulled Me Over



A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!

We laughed and laughed…

Now I need BAIL MONEY!

a cop pulled me over funny quote


My Dog and His Bike



The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible... my dog doesn't have a bike!

The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!