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Category Archive cops – Page 2 – FUNNY QUOTES

Funny cops and police quotes

COP Pulled Me Over

a cop pulled me over funny quote

A cop pulled me over and said, PAPERS! So I said, SCISSORS!!!

We laughed and laughed…

Now I need BAIL MONEY!

Not What I Had In Mind

Police sobriety test funnny quote


A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well… this ain’t quite what I had in mind.