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Not What I Had In Mind



Police sobriety test funnny quote

SOBRIETY TEST?!

A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well… this ain’t quite what I had in mind.



PANIC !!!



Panic when see police

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still PANICS!!!



Paranoid not Protected



Afraid when cops drive by

I’ve always resented the fact that when the police drives by, I feel scared and paranoid instead of protected.