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My Police Record



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Pulled over by cop humor

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me if I had a POLICE RECORD. Apparently ROXANNE was not the answer he wanted to hear…



Not What I Had In Mind



Police sobriety test funnny quote

SOBRIETY TEST?!

A police officer pulled me over and told me to blow. Well… this ain’t quite what I had in mind.



PANIC !!!



Panic when see police

POLICE TAILGATING… not speeding, no drugs, not doing anything illegal, and still PANICS!!!