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Huomour related funny sayings, quotes and stupid witty articles posts and images.

This Year I’m NOT Going!



Is Santa coming this year or not?

It seems that Santa won’t show up this year… why?

Santa Clause not coming this year

He was last seen in a boat near Rio de Janeiro!

I DON’T CARE… he said.

This year I’m NOT going! So you better GET OVER IT…

I’ll send a screw driver to all of you by mail.



Drinking Too Much Beer



THE BEER EFFECT

Be careful drinking too much... this might happen to you!

Be carefull drinking too much… this could happen to you!

When you drink too much beer, even a donkey looks pretty!