The other day, the cops came to my house and told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I said that it was impossible… my dog doesn’t have a bike!
Category Archive Police Quotes – FUNNY QUOTES
Funny police quotes and cops sayings.
Look Officer, I’m not trying to be smart… I’m just saying that if you caught me, then you were speeding too!!!
POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?
REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!