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Category Archive Police Quotes – FUNNY QUOTES & HUMOR

Funny police quotes and cops sayings.

Hi, How Are You?



Police question funny quote

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you?

REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how are you?!



What To Do With A Speeding Ticket



Speeding ticket funny quote
What To Do With A Speeding Ticket funny quote

DRIVER: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer?

OFFICER: Keep it, and when you have collected four of them you’ll get a bicycle.