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Posted on Sat, 21 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

POLICE OFFICER: How high are you? REPLY: No officer… it’s, Hi how […]
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Hi, How Are You?

Posted on Fri, 13 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

DRIVER: What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket Officer? […]
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What To Do With A Speeding T

Posted on Tue, 3 Nov 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT… … because anything you say […]
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Your Right To Remain Silent

Posted on Fri, 30 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I had a great time last night! At least, that’s what the […]
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I Had a Great Time!

Posted on Thu, 22 Oct 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up […]
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I Hate Waiting in Lines

Posted on Fri, 18 Sep 2020Fri, 14 May 2021  

I just got pulled over by a cop and he asked me […]
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My Police Record

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